'Do the job I have hired you to do, and deliver my bagels': Law firm hires and fires chef in the same day

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Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
Oct 12, 2023 11:00 AM EDT

These lawyers found a clever workaround to a bagel issue. U/Ars-Torok shared an excellent malicious compliance story about the time they worked as a chef. 

Chefs start their work days while most of us are still in bed. This dude started his workday at 4AM, and only had to work until about 10AM. You never really get used to working nights, but that shift sounds so ideal. Even if you have to wake up at 3AM, you'd finish work and still have the entire day to do whatever you want! Plus, I'm sure you can sneak a couple donuts, bagels, or breads if you wanted to---you're the chef, you have to test out the product and make sure it tastes good! 

The chef writes that they often had to bake and then deliver large orders---like one law firm who had quarterly meetings where they'd need eight dozen bagels, as well as other pastries. You'd think the dude delivering bountiful fresh bagels would be treated like a god, but this law firm had other plans. You can check out the entire story below. 

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    Font - The day I was hired and fired by a law firm. LOC So this is about five years ago. I worked as a chef at a bakery. It was my job to make everything but the baked goods. Every morning the Baker and I would walk in at about 4 am and knock out all the food needed for the day. This would leave me ready to go home around 10 AM or so. This put us at the perfect time to deliver online orders.
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    Font - It was common for companies or other entities to place large catering orders with us. The baker and I would split them down the middle and deliver them on our way home.
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    Font - The delivery in question was for Bob, D ck, and Harry, Attorneys at law. I have never delivered to BD&H before, but they were a regular of sorts. Every financial quarter, they would hold a huge meeting. This meeting would require roughly $700 of bagels and bagel accessories. This spread included eight dozen bagels, all ten of our flavors of cream cheese, pastries, brownies, and enough coffee to power a college dorm though finals week.
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    Font - My passenger seat, entire back seat, and entire trunk are filled with food. Now BD&H is located on the ninth floor of a commercial sky scraper deep in an industrial complex downtown. parking was non-existent. There were meters outside the building, but I knew I would need close to ten trips to deliver all this food, and didn't have a lot of change on me. Company policy was to just pay whatever fines I needed to park and then turn in my receipts. the money would end up on my next paycheck.
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    Font - So the building has its own parking garage, so I pull on in. The security guard, lets call him Sam, stops me and says that the parking garage is for employees only. I happily show him my delivery invoice, and offer him a bribery bagel, (never leave the store without at least two.)
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    Font - Sam refuses the bagel and says I can park in one of the guest spots on the bottom floor. the fee is $5 for every 30 minutes, minimum $10. I thank him and head to the bottom floor of the garage. So there are a total of six guest parking spaces. Just six. All of them are taken. I head back up to talk to Sam, when I see an open parking spot reserved for Bob, D ck and Harry, Attorneys at Law. There are cars in every spot, with many spots being reserved for employees by name. The last spot is
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    Font - Perfect. I pull on in. I grab the most important part of the delivery (the coffee) and head to the stairwell. I get into the elevator and hit the button for floor nine. The elevator asks for my employee ID card. well... crud. So, I try the lobby. That works. From there its nine flights of stairs until I am outside the law firm of Bob, D.ck, and Harry. After introducing myself, I am shown to the room where the meeting will take place. A table is set aside for me. I set down the coffee and
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    Font - That is when I see Sam talking to the receptionist. He runs over and starts shouting at me. "I am putting a boot on your F car. I told you to park in guest on the bottom floor!" I don't get a word in before he launches into a speech about security and how I could be hurting his building or people. That is when a very well dressed man walks over. It so happens to be Bob, the Bob of Bob, D ck and Harry's.
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    Font - Bob asks what is the problem and soon the two are arguing. Bob: OP is delivering food for my meeting. He is allowed to use my parking spots. Sam: Those parking spots belong to the building. You are leasing them like you lease this floor. I am the one who says who can park there. He isn't an employee so he isn't parking!
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    Font - Bob: Then I am making him an employee! Sam: You can't do that! Bob: ... ... ... You know what. You are right. Harry! Harry! get over here. Harry walks over with an amused look on his face. Bob: Harry here is the head of our HR department. Harry, hire this boy.
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    Font - Harry pulls out a piece of paper and scribbles, "OP is now a member of Bob, D, and Harry's" and signs it, then asks me to sign as well. I do so. Bob reaches over to the receptionist, who is already grabbing some things.
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    Font - Bob: Here is your employee badge, your -PARKING PERMIT- and your elevator key card. Now please, do the job I have -HIRED- you to do, and deliver my bagels. Sam looks on in utter fury as I ride the elevator down to my car.
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    Font - Seven sweet sweet elevator rides later, all the food is delivered. Bob and Harry meet me at the table. Bob: OP, you have made great strides in this company and I am proud of your work, but I feel it is time for us to part ways. Here is your final check.
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    Font - Bob then hands me a crisp $50 bill. Harry: And your severance package. Now please be sure to return your badge and card on the way out. Harry hands me a $20 and sends me on my way. The receptionist is sure to validate the parking ticket that Sam gave me, and I head on out. On the way out, Sam grins at me and asks for my ticket. I place it in the machine in his station. It sees the validation I got, and lets me out for free. Sam glares at me as I drive off into the... late morning sun.
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    Font - TL:DR, Security guard said I didn't work here so I can't park here. Client pretends to hire me to get around the rules. Never argue with lawyers.
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